You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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