I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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