omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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