He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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