She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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