What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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