3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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