Its about making memories worth repressing
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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