Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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