the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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