i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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