Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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