Duck Duck Cougar?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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