She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
The Olympian is in my bed
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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