as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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