wrigley field is MILF paradise
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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