he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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