if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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