In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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