Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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