"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Randomize
