Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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