I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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