yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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