The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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