Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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