dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
