We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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