i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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