found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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