I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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