I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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