she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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