The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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