no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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