so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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