yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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