just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
