They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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