I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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