I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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