and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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