u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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