After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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