is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
