I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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