Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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