okay pat passed out under dana's car
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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