Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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