spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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