Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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